In our desire to protect our privacy we have enlisted Countess Cynthia von Buhler to help us. Like Princess Diana, she is a descendent of the Sforza clan through an illegitimate line. This means she is not a true royal, but we are willing to look the other way. The Countess, as well as being a painter and author, is also known for her extravagant parties and events. We saw her Speakeasy Dollhouse shows and were enchanted. She and her associate, Margaret (PJ) Mead, are helping us organize The Illuminati Ball. The Pig King will be fielding questions and reviewing the attendee questionnaires. If you have questions please contact them or speak with The Pig King by texting him at 646-221-5239. He will answer if he's available. If he doesn't respond please try back again. He keeps all kinds of ungodly hours.
Sincerely yours, The Baroness