The Baron and Baroness de Rothschild cordially invite you to apply to attend...
THE ILLUMINATI BALL
SATURDAY, JULY 9, 2022
Join us in our new surrealist estate in the heart of Manhattan. Only sixty lucky candidates will be chosen.
LOVE - WEALTH - FAME - POWER - RESPECT - WISDOM - FREEDOM - PEACE
The Baroness and Baron de Rothschild cordially invite you to be a candidate at The Illuminati Ball, the most thrilling, unique, and enlightening masquerade ball in the world.
Indulge in a surreal and unforgettable experience where you’ll be led through an exploration of myth and mystery. Delve into your deepest desires while being guided through our labyrinthine estate with your kinship leader.
Our Surrealist soirée includes intricate bespoke cocktails, mouthwatering delicacies, a decadent dinner, inspiring music, devilish dances, and esoteric rituals. The first course will be eaten blindfolded to better appreciate the nuance of the food. Though you’ll be blindfolded, do not fear – we promise you revelational vision. You’ll be surrounded by an exclusive group with a rich variety of backgrounds.
Upon arrival, guests will be seated outdoors and tested (for Covid 19) by our lovely nurses. Candidates will be briefed and champagne will be served as we await the results. Any candidates with positive results will be immediately refunded and sent on their way. The Illuminati Ball requires intimacy and we don't want the black death brought into our abode. Please, no Trojan horses. Our beloved dogs will be sniffing around.
Each guest will be given a blindfold, a gift, The Illuminati Ball hardcover book, and a unique mask to wear. Guests are welcome to keep these items as a remembrance of this truly unforgettable evening.
You will choose an animal kinship when you purchase your ticket.
PIG: Talented, Hedonistic, Proud - for those seeking FAME
MONKEY: Mischievous, Outspoken, Opinionated - for those seeking POWER
BIRD: Musical, Intense, Beautiful- for those seeking LOVE
COW: Erotic, Excitable, Unpredictable - for those seeking WEALTH
MOUSE: Spirited, Honest, Listener - for those seeking RESPECT
SWAN: Sensual, Calm, Present - for those seeking PEACE
HORSE: Wild, Untamed, Unchained - for those seeking FREEDOM
FOX: Deviant, Curious, Clever - for those seeking WISDOM
Candidates may be involved in power struggles, morality tests, and anthropomorphic escapades. All will be enlightened, however one lucky candidate will be be chosen to go go to the next level. Perhaps it will be you?
Join us and gaze unflinchingly into the light of scientific truth.