The Baron and Baroness de Rothschild cordially invite you to apply to attend...
THE ILLUMINATI BALL
to be held at a secluded, private Caribbean island.
LOVE - WEALTH - FAME - POWER - RESPECT - FREEDOM
The Baroness and Baron de Rothschild cordially invite you to be a candidate at The Illuminati Ball, the most thrilling, unique, and enlightening masquerade ball in the world.
Indulge in a surreal and unforgettable experience where you’ll be led through an exploration of myth and mystery. Delve into your deepest desires while being guided by your kinship leader through a labyrinthine estate featuring aquamarine beaches, esoteric pools, a mysterious lagoon, and a historic villa.
Our Surrealist soirée includes intricate bespoke cocktails, mouthwatering delicacies, a decadent dinner, inspiring music, devilish dances, esoteric rituals and your own private cottage for a weekend (2 nights). The first course will be eaten blindfolded to better appreciate the nuance of the food. You’ll be surrounded by an exclusive group with a rich variety of backgrounds.
Each guest will be given a velvet cape, blindfold, intricate ring, The Illuminati Ball graphic novel (signed personally to you by the author/artist Cynthia von Buhler), and a unique mask to wear. Guests are welcome to keep these items as a remembrance of this truly unforgettable evening.
Tickets include a private one-bedroom luxury cottage with a terrace for two nights. The island has two private beaches, a private lagoon, two pools, two fabulous bars, two incredible restaurants, room service, and a magical spa. Activities included at no extra cost are kayaking, paddle boarding, and snorkeling. We provide you with transportation (blindfolded, of course) to and from the island on arrival and departure.
We will assign an animal kinship to you based upon your desires as indicated in your application.
PIG: Talented, Hedonistic, Proud - for those seeking FAME
MONKEY: Mischievous, Outspoken, Opinionated - for those seeking POWER
BIRD: Musical, Intense, Beautiful- for those seeking LOVE
COW: Erotic, Excitable, Unpredictable - for those seeking WEALTH
MOUSE: Spirited, Honest, Listener - for those seeking RESPECT
HORSE: Wild, Untamed, Unchained - for those seeking FREEDOM
Candidates may be involved in power struggles, morality tests, and anthropomorphic escapades. All will be enlightened, however one lucky candidate will be be chosen to go go to the next level. Perhaps it will be you?
Join us and gaze unflinchingly into the light of scientific truth.